Switched At Birth - Cindy & Moe

My i-friend, Flea Bailey, saw a photo of Cindy Anthony frowning and compared it with a photo of Moe Howard (leader of the Three Stooges) -- switched at birth?

Casey's Potential Makeover

Casey Anthony will be going to trial next year, accused of murdering her 2-yr-old daugher, Caylee. I think she did it. So do most people who have ever heard of the case. Casey had been flagrantly enjoying her partying lifestyle since her tot disappeared, not even bothering to tell ANYONE that her daughter was missing. Casey's mother finally confronted her and SHE was the one who called the police. Casey lied and lied and lied and lied, even when she didn't need to lie she lied. About EVERYTHING.

Hmmm, Casey needs to tone down her image for court to look as waifish and innocent as possible. However, she can't go for the schoolgirl look, because her little girl was the one who was murdered. Showing up in a girlish dress, knee socks and pigtails and/or barrettes won't go over well. No, she'll have to go for a staid, conservative, no-nonsense, asexual look. They need to tone down her sexiness at all costs, since it will only serve to remind people of the many sexy photos of her enjoying her freedom from parenthood. How about THIS look?


They'll probably throw in a pair of glasses like they did at one of the press conferences, although I suspect they'll invest a couple of bucks in some really thick, butt-ugly glasses that they dig up from a Goodwill or garage sale.

Casey Anthony Vs. Ted Bundy

Deviating from my Phil Spector theme, I had seen a post on a crime forum from someone who said that every time she saw a certain photo of Casey Anthony (who allegedly murdered her 2-yr-old daughter in Orlando, FL), she was eerily reminded of a certain photo of Ted Bundy and was interested in seeing a comparison photo. Sure enough, there IS a spooky resemblance, at least in that particular expression.

Switched At Birth -- Phil Spector Vs. A Tortoise

Well, it's been a little over a year since I last posted here. As I mentioned in a comment a few days ago, I've been waiting for another "inspiration" to hit. It HAS. I keep seeing the same photo popping up of Phil Spector in court in October 2008. Damn, he's looking even worse than before! His hair is WAAAAY too dark for him and, as before, looks ridiculous. But that's a minor point. I think of many things (none of them good) whenever I see a photo of him, but one thing is pretty consistent -- he looks like a turtle/tortoise. So, in the spirit of my previous Switched At Birth comparisons, here's one of Phil Spector vs. a tortoise (click the link or the photo for a larger view).

He's So Baaaaaad!

I just made an addition to the Switched-At-Birth gallery. I saw something tonight that was downright inspirational! The resemblance is hard to miss. He is SO baaaaaad!

My Silly Spector Trial Links

I've been following the Phil Spector murder trial since opening arguments and participated extensively on the Court TV message boards regarding this case. The FIRST trial is over now, so this blog is a little late in the game, but what the hell. I'm anxiously awaiting the second trial!

Along the way, I came up with several images that were either topical or silly (mostly silly). Here is a list of some of the links:

• Rachelle Spector had mentioned a "statue of limitations" in an older webpage. What would Rachelle's statue of limitations look like?

• If Phil runs, what might he look like without a wig or with a disguise?

• Kathy Sullivan, a waitress at the Grill On The Alley, said that Phil once escorted her and a friend out to their cars, but insisted on going upstairs to get his shotgun first. Phil is, uh, diminutive, and she thought the gun was longer than HE was, making him look like Elmer Fudd.

• This one was just kind of slapped together in a moment of wishful thinking about Phil's future.

Several of the key players in the first Phil Spector trial bear UNCANNY resemblances to other famous people (real and fictional). For instance:

• Phil Spector vs. Montgomery Burns (from The Simpsons)

• Judge Fidler vs. Bruce Willis

• Dr. Baden vs. Captain Kangaroo

• Bruce Cutler vs. Tor Johnson (from Ed Wood movies)

• Bruce Cutler vs. WC Fields

• Roger Rosen vs. Mitch Pileggi (from The X-Files)

Click here to see an overview of the above Switched-At-Birth thumbnails.