I AIN'T FUCKIN' NUTTIN' IF I AIN'T A FUCKIN' LADY!

As many of you know, Cindy and George Anthony were deposed by Morgan & Morgan on 4/9/09 on behalf of Zenaida Gonzalez, whose life has been turned upside-down by the Anthony's lying daughter, Casey Anthony. Their behavior at the depositions was APPALLING! I think this shot of Cindy pretty much sums it up and is my current personal favorite image of her:



The above photo immediately followed what I consider a downright OBSCENE (in the sense of horrifying) wink she gave her lawyer when she thought she had gotten one over on the opposing side's lawyer:




And throughout the deposition, Cindy chewed her gum, open-mouthed, like a cow chewing cud. I am NOT exaggerating. Here is an image of her doing exactly that. This particular one is quite open-mouthed, but she also swung her lower jaw considerably side-to-side -- for HOURS. She is NOT saying anything at that particular moment, just chewing. During a videotaped deposition, which is a court proceeding.



What a class act! Notice I don't say which class.

Not Far Off

Back at the end of December I predicted/suggested a more conservative new look for Casey in court. She can't look like a schoolgirl or a tart, after all. Today she showed up with another makeover. So, how far off was I?

Casey's Potential Makeover

Casey Anthony will be going to trial next year, accused of murdering her 2-yr-old daugher, Caylee. I think she did it. So do most people who have ever heard of the case. Casey had been flagrantly enjoying her partying lifestyle since her tot disappeared, not even bothering to tell ANYONE that her daughter was missing. Casey's mother finally confronted her and SHE was the one who called the police. Casey lied and lied and lied and lied, even when she didn't need to lie she lied. About EVERYTHING.

Hmmm, Casey needs to tone down her image for court to look as waifish and innocent as possible. However, she can't go for the schoolgirl look, because her little girl was the one who was murdered. Showing up in a girlish dress, knee socks and pigtails and/or barrettes won't go over well. No, she'll have to go for a staid, conservative, no-nonsense, asexual look. They need to tone down her sexiness at all costs, since it will only serve to remind people of the many sexy photos of her enjoying her freedom from parenthood. How about THIS look?


They'll probably throw in a pair of glasses like they did at one of the press conferences, although I suspect they'll invest a couple of bucks in some really thick, butt-ugly glasses that they dig up from a Goodwill or garage sale.