Casey's Potential Makeover

Casey Anthony will be going to trial next year, accused of murdering her 2-yr-old daugher, Caylee. I think she did it. So do most people who have ever heard of the case. Casey had been flagrantly enjoying her partying lifestyle since her tot disappeared, not even bothering to tell ANYONE that her daughter was missing. Casey's mother finally confronted her and SHE was the one who called the police. Casey lied and lied and lied and lied, even when she didn't need to lie she lied. About EVERYTHING.

Hmmm, Casey needs to tone down her image for court to look as waifish and innocent as possible. However, she can't go for the schoolgirl look, because her little girl was the one who was murdered. Showing up in a girlish dress, knee socks and pigtails and/or barrettes won't go over well. No, she'll have to go for a staid, conservative, no-nonsense, asexual look. They need to tone down her sexiness at all costs, since it will only serve to remind people of the many sexy photos of her enjoying her freedom from parenthood. How about THIS look?


They'll probably throw in a pair of glasses like they did at one of the press conferences, although I suspect they'll invest a couple of bucks in some really thick, butt-ugly glasses that they dig up from a Goodwill or garage sale.

Casey Anthony Vs. Ted Bundy

Deviating from my Phil Spector theme, I had seen a post on a crime forum from someone who said that every time she saw a certain photo of Casey Anthony (who allegedly murdered her 2-yr-old daughter in Orlando, FL), she was eerily reminded of a certain photo of Ted Bundy and was interested in seeing a comparison photo. Sure enough, there IS a spooky resemblance, at least in that particular expression.

Dudley Moore/Phil Spector Comparison Mug Shots

This one isn't silly, just slightly interesting. Dorothy Melvin testified on 11/4/08 that some guys once asked Phil for his autograph, but they thought he was Dudley Moore. Enraged, he chased them down the street while waving a gun. I can see where the guys may have been confused. Here is a comparison of their mug shots:

Switched At Birth -- Phil Spector Vs. A Tortoise

Well, it's been a little over a year since I last posted here. As I mentioned in a comment a few days ago, I've been waiting for another "inspiration" to hit. It HAS. I keep seeing the same photo popping up of Phil Spector in court in October 2008. Damn, he's looking even worse than before! His hair is WAAAAY too dark for him and, as before, looks ridiculous. But that's a minor point. I think of many things (none of them good) whenever I see a photo of him, but one thing is pretty consistent -- he looks like a turtle/tortoise. So, in the spirit of my previous Switched At Birth comparisons, here's one of Phil Spector vs. a tortoise (click the link or the photo for a larger view).