And by popular demand, here is a rendition of a certain prominent attorney who has a propensity to flick his lower lip when stressed or concentrating really hard (based on descriptions from people in the know):

Switched At Birth - Cindy & Moe

My i-friend, Flea Bailey, saw a photo of Cindy Anthony frowning and compared it with a photo of Moe Howard (leader of the Three Stooges) -- switched at birth?

I AIN'T FUCKIN' NUTTIN' IF I AIN'T A FUCKIN' LADY!

As many of you know, Cindy and George Anthony were deposed by Morgan & Morgan on 4/9/09 on behalf of Zenaida Gonzalez, whose life has been turned upside-down by the Anthony's lying daughter, Casey Anthony. Their behavior at the depositions was APPALLING! I think this shot of Cindy pretty much sums it up and is my current personal favorite image of her:



The above photo immediately followed what I consider a downright OBSCENE (in the sense of horrifying) wink she gave her lawyer when she thought she had gotten one over on the opposing side's lawyer:




And throughout the deposition, Cindy chewed her gum, open-mouthed, like a cow chewing cud. I am NOT exaggerating. Here is an image of her doing exactly that. This particular one is quite open-mouthed, but she also swung her lower jaw considerably side-to-side -- for HOURS. She is NOT saying anything at that particular moment, just chewing. During a videotaped deposition, which is a court proceeding.



What a class act! Notice I don't say which class.

WILL PHIL SPECTOR RUN?

This is a wanted poster I created during the first Spector trial, and now that the jury is deliberating, yet AGAIN, I thought I'd bump it back to the top. Will Phil run? What would he look like if he did? Click on the image for a larger version.

Not Far Off

Back at the end of December I predicted/suggested a more conservative new look for Casey in court. She can't look like a schoolgirl or a tart, after all. Today she showed up with another makeover. So, how far off was I?

Casey's Potential Makeover

Casey Anthony will be going to trial next year, accused of murdering her 2-yr-old daugher, Caylee. I think she did it. So do most people who have ever heard of the case. Casey had been flagrantly enjoying her partying lifestyle since her tot disappeared, not even bothering to tell ANYONE that her daughter was missing. Casey's mother finally confronted her and SHE was the one who called the police. Casey lied and lied and lied and lied, even when she didn't need to lie she lied. About EVERYTHING.

Hmmm, Casey needs to tone down her image for court to look as waifish and innocent as possible. However, she can't go for the schoolgirl look, because her little girl was the one who was murdered. Showing up in a girlish dress, knee socks and pigtails and/or barrettes won't go over well. No, she'll have to go for a staid, conservative, no-nonsense, asexual look. They need to tone down her sexiness at all costs, since it will only serve to remind people of the many sexy photos of her enjoying her freedom from parenthood. How about THIS look?


They'll probably throw in a pair of glasses like they did at one of the press conferences, although I suspect they'll invest a couple of bucks in some really thick, butt-ugly glasses that they dig up from a Goodwill or garage sale.

Casey Anthony Vs. Ted Bundy

Deviating from my Phil Spector theme, I had seen a post on a crime forum from someone who said that every time she saw a certain photo of Casey Anthony (who allegedly murdered her 2-yr-old daughter in Orlando, FL), she was eerily reminded of a certain photo of Ted Bundy and was interested in seeing a comparison photo. Sure enough, there IS a spooky resemblance, at least in that particular expression.

Dudley Moore/Phil Spector Comparison Mug Shots

This one isn't silly, just slightly interesting. Dorothy Melvin testified on 11/4/08 that some guys once asked Phil for his autograph, but they thought he was Dudley Moore. Enraged, he chased them down the street while waving a gun. I can see where the guys may have been confused. Here is a comparison of their mug shots:

Switched At Birth -- Phil Spector Vs. A Tortoise

Well, it's been a little over a year since I last posted here. As I mentioned in a comment a few days ago, I've been waiting for another "inspiration" to hit. It HAS. I keep seeing the same photo popping up of Phil Spector in court in October 2008. Damn, he's looking even worse than before! His hair is WAAAAY too dark for him and, as before, looks ridiculous. But that's a minor point. I think of many things (none of them good) whenever I see a photo of him, but one thing is pretty consistent -- he looks like a turtle/tortoise. So, in the spirit of my previous Switched At Birth comparisons, here's one of Phil Spector vs. a tortoise (click the link or the photo for a larger view).

He's So Baaaaaad!

I just made an addition to the Switched-At-Birth gallery. I saw something tonight that was downright inspirational! The resemblance is hard to miss. He is SO baaaaaad!